I don't know what I'm doing.
person: stop apologizing.
me: sorry.
me: wait fuck, no sorry i didn't mean--
me: shit, sorry i--
me: SORRY I MEANT--
me: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT SORRY I WASN'T THINKING--
me: wait no fuck shit sorry i did it again i--
me: fuck
me:
me: sorry

frostykeaton:

ourpoisonswitch:

sweetlukey:

jerkidiot:

"5 THINGS GUYS HATE THAT GIRLS DO"

Before you say anything, watch the video. After I saw this post, I knew I had to make my own.

this is really important

dont skip over this

god bless

hilarious-war:

my-friend-the-frog:

tardis-mind-palace:

The three stages of doing homework

godtie:

talk-birdy-to-me:

very cute QUAIL making QUAIL NOISES

IIM TEARING UP I LOVE QUAILS SO MMUUCH

memedong:


okay it wont send through texts so here, have a skeleton who we named Eduarrrrdo eating a cookie
Squish Squish

fu ck thats gorgeous
squish squish

memedong:

okay it wont send through texts so here, have a skeleton who we named Eduarrrrdo eating a cookie

Squish Squish

fu ck thats gorgeous

squish squish

Ambiverts (people are both extroverted and introverted) tend to be more creative due to their greater flexibility in situations.
(via psych-facts)

sharkfartsandthings:

Can we talk about the episode descriptions for Regular Show on Netflix? 

eeyore-needs-a-stitch:

I never noticed she drew people surrounding the flower

commanderfantasy:

answertolifeis42:

haberdashing:

wherethequeerthingsare:

renswackyride:

maskdesmith87:

These will never not be funny

"BRAVER

"Fast and CURIOUS” 

"Ratatoing"

Life’s A Jungle is an experience

Tom we are not watching these