Dave cries because doesn’t want to sleep alone?
Bro solution: sleep in the box with him.
also, anon wanted a sad stridercest, but for now striderfeels.
this anime is about a serial killer
damn the pope about to preach some sick verses
the guy beatboxing behind him
"the guy" is the italian presidentP-Francis and the Prez
"I will now rap John 15, verses 1-17. Prez, drop the beat."
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you
IM STILL FUCKING CRYING OVER THIS VINE
"I coulda dropped my croissant"
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE
HIS LITTLE SCREAM